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Angry Robot TV launches!
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Ok, it’s not so much a TV channel as a collection of our multimedia links – videos, first chapter recordings, interviews, podcasts, etc.
So, pull up a chair, crack open a tub of your favourite ice-cream, and enjoy…
Choose your channel from the drop-down list under the new AR TV link in the main menu bar, above.
What a load of morlocks!
Posted by: | CommentsI think the headline speaks for itself. Head on over to Adam Roberts‘ blog for more info…
Angry Robot of the Week
Posted by: | CommentsHe’s big; he’s angry; he’s also a bad guy, but not necessarily that smart (if you’re the bad guys do you really call yourselves ‘Decepticons’? That’s just asking for trouble!) This week, Alasdair Stuart tells of one of the towering greats.
Angry Robot of the Week
Week Three
Megatron
Let’s talk about Megatron, the universe’s favorite bucket-headed robo-fascist. I’m in my early 30s, so he, along with the Anthony Ainley master, Darth Vader and the 1980s Tory party are basically the epitome of evil for me. Megatron even wins out over the others, largely because whilst the Master was evil he had an unhealthy love for velour jackets and hating the Tory party was less a conscious decision and more an unofficial tenth GCSE.
My name’s Ben Elton, thank you and goodnight. Just kidding. Or am I?
Yes.
OR AM I?
YES.
Anyway, Megatron will be forever known to me as the Nazi-headed Decepticon leader who transformed into a gun. He was big, he was loud, he killed things and Frank Welker voiced him. He’s a classic, iconic villain, Claudius with a fusion cannon, a transformable Ghengis Khan. He killed Optimus Prime, attempted to enslave Earth, survived death, served a planet-eating transformer and continues to stride across the worlds of Transformers canon with fire in his eyes and a burning need for conquest in his heart, even today.
He’s not this week’s Angry Robot though. Well, not really. Read More→
Angry Robot of the Week
Posted by: | CommentsWell, last week’s season premiere was greeted with many a kind word, which was probably largely due to Bender threatening everyone if they didn’t say nice things about him.
This week, Alasdair Stuart tells us about a very different kind of Angry Robot:
Angry Robot of the Week
Week Two
John Cavil
Let’s talk about Tommy Westphall. Tommy is a character that, chances are, you won’t be aware of. Tommy is the autistic son of one of the main characters of St Elsewhere. Tommy is an autistic boy who, it’s revealed in the last scene of the last episode, has imagined the entire series. It’s a fantastic, audacious piece of storytelling and whilst it incensed some fans it fascinated others.
Except Tommy wasn’t done. Read More→
Angry Robot of the Week
Posted by: | CommentsIt seems crazy that we’ve never run this feature before, so when Alasdair Stuart (Editor of Hub Magazine and host of Pseudopod) suggested he write it for us, there wasn’t even a moment’s hesitation before we said “yes”.
When we sign a new author we send them an author questionnaire so we can get to know them a little bit more, and one of the questions asks for their personal favourite Angry Robot. Futurama’s Bender is by far the robot most often listed, and so, without further ado, we present:
Angry Robot of the Week
Week One
Bender Bending Rodriguez
Peter Venkman, one of the 20th Century’s premier fictional parapsychologists once pointed out that the problem with aliens is that they’re just so inconsistent. Sometimes you get nice ones, like Starman, and sometimes, he points out, they’re just some big lizard. Aliens are different, new, scary and frequently want to eat us, use us as hosts for their larvae, biological Lego for their hives or at the very least convince us that the best possible thing to do is join their army of human clones because there’s no one like us left.
Aliens, let’s face it, suck.
Robots though, robots are at least consistent. Their metal shells speak of constancy, reliability and, often, a telling lack of buoyancy. A robot is our plastic pal who’s fun to be with, our trusty sidekick that we can explain the plot to or, more often, explains the plot to us. Robots are smartphones with vocal chords, iPads with death rays; robots are our friends, right?
Wrong. Read More→
The Future Is…
Posted by: | CommentsIn the latest of our guest blogs, SF author Adam Christopher tells of his newly discovered love affair with digital media…
Recently, my wife and I did a spot of spring cleaning. There was one bookcase in particular, a chaotic jumble of books, ancient ornaments, and our not insubstantial CD collection. It was my wife who suggested we pack the CDs up and store them away. Why did we need to have access to them? We’d transferred the whole lot into iTunes in a lossless format, and that digital library was regularly backed up, so she suggested it was time to banish them to an inaccessible cupboard.
She was right, and I realised that the last physical CD we had bought had been in 2005. Read More→
Faking It
Posted by: | CommentsIn the latest of our guest blogs, novelist, screenwriter (among other media) and former 2000AD editor talks us through his experiences in keeping it real.
My name’s David Bishop and I’ve been known to fake it for money.
Obviously, when I say fake it I’m talking about writing, specifically genre writing. [What you do in private is between you and your sex mech.] I’ve had twenty novels published, all of them genre narratives. I’m proud to be a genre author. I don’t have any time for those who sneer at genre novels, as if it’s a lesser form of creativity.
Great writing is great writing, with the quality of your prose determined most by your abilities as an author. The presence of spaceships, murder or magic in your story doesn’t make it any better or worse. [I’d argue your ability to take on board feedback and criticism is far more important – but that’s a topic for another time.] Read More→
Bringing magic into the present
Posted by: | CommentsWhile Angry Robot gets ready to relaunch its publishing programme in September, we thought things might be a tad quiet around here. So we asked some of our favourite bloggers to pop by our gaff and tell us something interesting. This first article is courtesy of Un:Bound’s Adele Harrison.
I read a lot. I always have done and the people around me have noted this. I have been left pondering from time to time though when a friends examination of my shelves (or latest purchases) has caused the response “you don’t look like a fantasy fan”. I am not sure whether they expect me to be wearing elf ears and a hooded cloak to work or line up my novelty D20’s on the top of my PC (it would be a short line for the record), or to have tattoos in visible places stating that “I <3 D&D” or something. Apparently looking like a slightly casually dressed office worker isn’t enough warning for some people. Perhaps if you are going to be a fantasy fan you have to look the part not go around sneaking it up on people. Once you’ve been neatly pigeon holed as normal it’s just inconsiderate to expect others to shift you into the fantasy geek hole just because you didn’t have the good good grace to be obvious about your furry hobbit feet and dragon breath.
It’s interesting to me that people assume fantasy fans have a type and I concede the point to some degree. It’s easy to stereotype fantasy as swords and sorcery within some sort of feudal system. It’s all a little bit He-Man to the casual observer. Tolkienesque tropes of heroic quests and epic battles are not suggestive of engaging with the real world. It’s possibly asking a lot, expecting people to take on board whole worlds and social systems in addition to magic and mythical creatures and they lose track of what to me is the key draw of any kind of fantasy, the characters and their personal struggles.I think it’s often an unfair assessment, but I can see where it comes from and what the genre is up against in terms of winning acceptability.
There have been changes to the fantasy genre in the last few years though. It’s spawned a series of new sub genres in the post Buffy world. Urban Fantasy and Paranormal Romance have taken supernatural elements from horror and fantasy and planted them in a modern setting, with modern characters.
Moving magic into the everyday has its own issues of course, and a couple of key strategies have emerged for dealing with that. Kim Harrison’s “The Hallows” books use an alternative human history that diverged from ours long enough ago for new systems to have settled in. series. Everything flows naturally, it makes sense there would be war when the supernaturals declared themselves, the system of parallel law enforcement agencies, one dealing with human crime and business as normal, the other managing paranormal threats is entirely in keeping with how bureaucracies deal with things and the world is well thought out, detailed and all the rest we can fill in because, well, we live here.
The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher are an excellent and popular example of the other key option. This world, now, but people are largely oblivious. This brings a different complication. The author must explain how the world can almost come to an end and people carry on as before. This is very much in line with what Buffy had to deal with. People may be good at ignoring what they don’t want to see but there is only so long that will work for.
The characters then, have to be relatable in a here and now context, their motivations and actions have to gel with our own xperience of the world much more and the supernatural creatures have to function with enough humanity to have allowed them to be inconspicuous throughout much or all of our history. It’s no good sticking the young hero’s mother/girlfriend in the (proverbial) fridge and expecting him to go off on a quest for vengeance with nothing but a magic sword in Chicago or London. He’d get arrested (dangerous weapon) or shot (valuable antique for pawning) before he made it three blocks. Modern heroes have to work inside, with, or around the law
Even if the supernatural is out in the open and is accommodated by the legal system there are still police and prison terms to deal with. Anita Blake (Laurell K Hamilton) was a licensed Vamp Hunter and Jill Kismet (Lillith Saintcrow) is a sort of demon-hunting sheriff with an area of jurisdiction. Even Harry (Dresden) is a consultant, although he’s not always the flavour of the month with the local law enforcement. Where the supernaturals pass for human there are other issues to deal with. Seanan McGuire has a neat solution for dealing with fae corpses; the natural clean up crew devours them and adopts their faces for a while, vamps and demons are often dealt with by turning to dust or sludge of some description, weres revert back into the human form. It’s the challenge of urban fantasy to resolve these issues smoothly and believably.
Perhaps in all of that, by bringing the myth and magic into the here and now, it has been made more accessible. You don’t have to try and connect with a feudal system or great armies whose motivations mean nothing to you. You connect with an individual in your own world or something very like it and simply accept a few additional features. It’s requires less suspension of disbelief to consider vamps in our world among us now, especially when all the hard work of the practicalities is done for you. The success of True Blood as a TV show and the massive popularity of Twilight and the more innocent version of paranormal romance that is sweeping the YA market is a pretty clear indication that those who think it’s weird to dress up as dwarves and battle in the woods, can handle hot werewolf boys fighting pasty vamps over a girl. The Sookie Stackhouse books have been reissued here with slick TV show covers – much sexier and more palatable than the cartoony sketches that suit the tongue in cheek fun of the novels. It’s everywhere, shiny images and shows that are effectively subgenres of fantasy and people love them.
So is the fantasy genre finally losing it’s stigma? Maybe not, but I think it’s gradually leaking into people’s lives without them really noticing. I’ve noticed lots of people buying True Blood books for family member who “love the TV show” in my local Waterstones, (they are obvious because they are attended by staff members) but I think if you said to the same people who devour Twilight, True Blood and the variety of similarly packaged UF that they are reading fantasy and it has elves and vampires and isn’t so far removed from y’know, LOTR they’d pull the lemon face and back away quickly hands up in a pacifying gesture. Sadly I believe the stigma is still there but hey if they want to read the books and delude themselves that they aren’t fantasy fans let them, anything to stop the genre section shrinking further and just think of the fun you can have when you catch them reading “Club Dead” or “Hush Hush” and say “you don’t look like a fantasy fan”.
“Women in Refrigerators” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_Refrigerators
Anita Blake by Laurell K Hamilton http://www.laurellkhamilton.org/
The Hollows by Kim Harrison http://www.kimharrison.net/
Dresden Files by Jim Butcher http://www.jim-butcher.com/books/dresden/
Were you one of the few?
Posted by: | CommentsQuite a few people emailed us to tell us that they actually believed yesterday’s April Fool gag (Kell’s Legend – The Musical), which surprised us, while at the same time giving us a warm glow, inside.
The same thing happened last year, and our announcement was somewhat… sillier…
Click here to remind yourselves of last year’s gag.
Oh, and Happy Easter! We’ll be back in the office next week.
Dan Abnett on Babel Clash
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Babel Clash is the lively daily blog for all fans of SF & F (and maybe a bit of WTF if we’re lucky) from the American Borders bookstore chain. Starting today, and for the next two weeks, Dan Abnett is going to be providing some insights into his world(s) – and also into some of the worlds that he writes tie-in fiction for, such as Dr Who and Warhammer.
Along the way he’s also promising some sneak info on his next novel, the hard military SF nove Embedded, and maybe some thoughts on the next Triumff novel, The Double Falsehood. So check it out today, and pop back every day for the next couple of weeks.
























