Dec
14
Twelve Days of Christmas – Day 2 – Chris Roberson
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Unfortunately we were unable to contact Chris in time for this feature – he’s a very busy man, you know! Well, at least that’s what he tells us when we call asking for more tasty morsels for our publishing table.
It was suggested, therefore, that we break into his house, to see if he had any spare writing lying around that we could exploit for financial gain use to further promote the great man and his works, so we did. While we were there we felt around his chimney stack (that’s not a euphemism, by the way!)
After about 30 seconds we chanced upon the following document, and legged it out of the house.
Happy reading…
2 Comments
December 14th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Chris, jetpacks are available and a reality! :-) No joke! Some guy in Mexico has got a kind of school going where, for the paltry fee of around $2Million US you can purchase a jetpack, some fuel, and get training and accomodation. :-)
As for readership, well, lets leave that up to the Robot Army – we’ll make sure it happens! :-)
The jacket, though, well, urm…
An extra week? Let’s get Michio Kaku on the case – I’m sure that he’d be able to at least work out the physics and get us one step closer! :-)
Awesome post, thanks guys!
December 14th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
What a great list, Chris. Man, I’d take just the promise of one nap per day. *snicker* Why, as adults, can we never feel like we get enough sleep. My teens looks at me like I’m 80 years old. “She’s taking another nap. Is she ever awake?”. Ungrateful spawn:)